July 2009
1 post
Complaint #16
I bring ONE spear into Yellowstone National Park to hunt buffalo, and I get treated like a common criminal!
-Whine by Steers With Eyes
June 2009
5 posts
Complaint #15
No, I do not have any peyote! Leave me alone!
-Whine by Slept With Sister
Complaint #14
Why does everyone assume I enjoy Land O’Lakes Butter?
-Whine by Fire Down Below
Complaint #13
If you have to name them the “Redskins”, why do they have to suck so badly?
-Whine by Drunk With Hope
Complaint #12
It should be “Native American in the Cupboard”! What the fuck!
-Whine by Fire in Weeds
Complaint #11
For God’s sake, I’m not a “medicine man”, I’m an actual doctor! I have a degree from Berkeley!
-Whine by Dr. Steven Snow Fart
Complaint #10
Just because I’m sitting outside the front door of the state park’s office does not mean I’m a statue. Stop poking me!
-Whine by Chisels His Whiskers
May 2009
10 posts
Complaint #9
Why does everyone think I’m gay?
-Whine by Sleeps With Men
Complaint #8
Why do I have to go all the way to a Wal-Mart in Bozeman to find a good buffalo tongue comb?
-Whine by Black Like Day
Complaint #7
For the last time, it’s an ornamental headdress! I am not a fucking peacock!
-Whine by Hungers for Love
Complaint #6
Just because I’m sitting on the sidewalk doesn’t mean I’m homeless! Stop throwing me your filthy white man coins!
-Whine by Lost In Space
Complaint #5
Why can’t we open one of those fancy casinos in Las Vegas? What’s the point of having one in the middle of Montana?
-Whine by Lasting Yawn
Complaint #4
Sure, they can throw up a mountain carving of four white people in a matter of years, but a mountain carving of one Native American isn’t even halfway finished after 61 years? Fucking Ziolkowski.
-Whine by Healthy Goat
Complaint #3
I know it is the white man’s poison, but I cannot save myself from it. This man is a silver-tongued devil and I am forever in his grasp, this…Jack Daniels.
-Whine by Sees You Twice
Complaint #2
I was picking up trash along the interstate when someone threw a bag of trash at my feet. I shed a single tear.
-Whine by Restless Bird with Big Beak
Complaint #1
A white man took my grandfather’s sacred hunting grounds not 2,000 moons ago.
-Whine by Squatting Eagle