July 2009
1 post
Complaint #16
I bring ONE spear into Yellowstone National Park to hunt buffalo, and I get treated like a common criminal! -Whine by Steers With Eyes
Jul 6th
13 notes
June 2009
5 posts
Complaint #15
No, I do not have any peyote! Leave me alone! -Whine by Slept With Sister
Jun 11th
12 notes
Complaint #14
Why does everyone assume I enjoy Land O’Lakes Butter? -Whine by Fire Down Below
Jun 8th
Complaint #13
If you have to name them the “Redskins”, why do they have to suck so badly? -Whine by Drunk With Hope
Jun 4th
Complaint #12
It should be “Native American in the Cupboard”! What the fuck! -Whine by Fire in Weeds
Jun 2nd
Complaint #11
For God’s sake, I’m not a “medicine man”, I’m an actual doctor! I have a degree from Berkeley! -Whine by Dr. Steven Snow Fart
Jun 1st
Complaint #10
Just because I’m sitting outside the front door of the state park’s office does not mean I’m a statue. Stop poking me! -Whine by Chisels His Whiskers
Jun 1st
May 2009
10 posts
Complaint #9
Why does everyone think I’m gay? -Whine by Sleeps With Men
May 31st
Complaint #8
Why do I have to go all the way to a Wal-Mart in Bozeman to find a good buffalo tongue comb? -Whine by Black Like Day
May 29th
Complaint #7
For the last time, it’s an ornamental headdress! I am not a fucking peacock! -Whine by Hungers for Love
May 28th
Complaint #6
Just because I’m sitting on the sidewalk doesn’t mean I’m homeless! Stop throwing me your filthy white man coins! -Whine by Lost In Space
May 27th
Complaint #5
Why can’t we open one of those fancy casinos in Las Vegas? What’s the point of having one in the middle of Montana? -Whine by Lasting Yawn
May 27th
Complaint #4
Sure, they can throw up a mountain carving of four white people in a matter of years, but a mountain carving of one Native American isn’t even halfway finished after 61 years? Fucking Ziolkowski. -Whine by Healthy Goat
May 26th
Complaint #3
I know it is the white man’s poison, but I cannot save myself from it. This man is a silver-tongued devil and I am forever in his grasp, this…Jack Daniels. -Whine by Sees You Twice
May 26th
Complaint #2
I was picking up trash along the interstate when someone threw a bag of trash at my feet. I shed a single tear. -Whine by Restless Bird with Big Beak
May 26th
Complaint #1
A white man took my grandfather’s sacred hunting grounds not 2,000 moons ago. -Whine by Squatting Eagle
May 26th
1 note