Red Whine

Jul 06
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Complaint #16

I bring ONE spear into Yellowstone National Park to hunt buffalo, and I get treated like a common criminal!

-Whine by Steers With Eyes

Jun 11
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Complaint #15

No, I do not have any peyote! Leave me alone!

-Whine by Slept With Sister

Jun 08
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Complaint #14

Why does everyone assume I enjoy Land O’Lakes Butter?

-Whine by Fire Down Below

Jun 04
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Complaint #13

If you have to name them the “Redskins”, why do they have to suck so badly?

-Whine by Drunk With Hope

Jun 02
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Complaint #12

It should be “Native American in the Cupboard”! What the fuck!

-Whine by Fire in Weeds

Jun 01
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Complaint #11

For God’s sake, I’m not a “medicine man”, I’m an actual doctor! I have a degree from Berkeley!

-Whine by Dr. Steven Snow Fart

May 31
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Complaint #10

Just because I’m sitting outside the front door of the state park’s office does not mean I’m a statue. Stop poking me!

-Whine by Chisels His Whiskers

May 30
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Complaint #9

Why does everyone think I’m gay?

-Whine by Sleeps With Men

May 29
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Complaint #8

Why do I have to go all the way to a Wal-Mart in Bozeman to find a good buffalo tongue comb?

-Whine by Black Like Day

May 28
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Complaint #7

For the last time, it’s an ornamental headdress! I am not a fucking peacock!

-Whine by Hungers for Love